I woke Chantz up this morning for school with, "it's Friday! Last day of school this week!" Not even opening his eyes he informed me that his buddy smells like rotten eggs. Since Chantz is in 4th grade he gets to have a 1st grade reading buddy that he gets to read to and then his buddy will read to him. Well, Chantz has a bit of a weak stomach and smells really get to him. He's gagging as he's telling me all this. So I try to change the subject.
Then he decides that Fridays are okay because he has P.E., art, and Spanish. Everything is okay and then we get to school. He opens the door and it smells like really bad wet dog. Chantz does not do bad smells. Just ask Pops about that (3 Crabs) and Grandpa Stucki about the rodeo. His face turns pale and he's trying really hard not to smell it. I'm telling Jaycee to hurry because Chantz needs to get in the school. Of course since I'm telling her to hurry she goes extra slow. That's Jaycee. I'm getting her out of her seat and Chantz comes back to the car and says "I did it, but I'm fine now." Sure enough, he barfed all over the sidewalk. His color was back and he grabbed Jaycee's hand and they walked up to the school like nothing had happened. I have a feeling I'm going to get a phone call after reading buddy time. :)
13 years ago
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That's pretty hilarious! I had a student with a crazy gag reflex once who I always thought was just being dramatic, but he was serious. Guess, Chantz might need a different buddy--Could he talk to his teacher before he pukes on the kid?
I think he's afraid to say anything. He did tell me he tries to hide right before buddy time. Obviously he hasn't been too successful at that.
Good thing he's not a girl and doesn't have to have babies! His pregnant wife will be like "What's that smell?" And Chantz will already be on his way to the bathroom...
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